I'm 33, not 3

The cow did it.

Since today is my hari kebesaran, I thought I should not think about the poor cow's head. To die for some rendang that was sold probably at Section 23, Shah Alam was already sad enough, but adding more salt to the rendang, the head was paraded and kicked around to insult another religion.

But our super intelligent minister said:

"They, the organisers, who are sitting left and right of me, didn’t even know that somebody was going to bring the head of the cow during that demonstration.” he said.

In that case, shouldn't they asked the people who brought the head to go play far-far away?


Then the very clever minister said:

He added that the residents only wanted their voices to be heard but it was unfortunate that “the publicity they received was negative because it was linked with racial and religious sentiments.”

Who were the ones threatening blood spill?
Who were the ones shouting ALLAH HUAKBAR?
Who were the ones screaming about the Malays tercabar?

The cow did it.